Gold diggers: how to spot and get rid of them

The dating game is like a field full of landmines. It is very difficult to navigate, especially with so many obstacles around. You have serial dates, needy and crazy women. And then you have the most hated women of all, the gold diggers.

The gold diggers are a fierce bunch. They are always on the prowl like a hungry lioness. They are always looking for “sponsors”. This is a term that my friends and I use when we see guys in bars or clubs buying drinks for girls left and right. Guys like to sponsor a girls’ night out on the town thinking it will get them somewhere. Too bad it never works. All they do is get the girls drunk by the guys they really like. These girls who drink from the guys at the club aren’t necessarily gold diggers, but accepting drinks from someone you have no interest in is a gold digger.

Gold prospectors basically use guys they are not interested in for money or special privileges. Fortunately, they are fairly easy to spot. When you approach the less intelligent type of gold digger, she will ask you questions like:

What kind of car do you have?

How much money do you earn?

Does your job pay you well?

I think you get the idea. There are smarter gold diggers. These women will not ask you questions about money or cars, they will be more discreet. If they think they can access your wallet later, they will just wait. However, there is no need to worry. Once you get your number and set a date, pick a “meet you” date. Choose a local park, beach, or coffee shop. Gold diggers don’t go out for coffee or walking. They choose filet mignon, expensive dinners, and trips abroad. Real women who really want to meet you will go for walks in the park or to miniature golf. The next time you think you can get your hands on one, simply offer an inexpensive appointment to see the reaction.