The 7 stages of itching

We usually think of being sexy like any other physical trait: either you’re sexy or you’re not. But I like to approach attractiveness differently. I say that attractiveness can be learned, harnessed and used for whatever you want. And learning to be attractive follows a specific “curriculum” of life lessons, a series of stages that anyone can go through to be successful.

The 1st Stage: The Desperate Soul

This is the stage where almost everyone starts. You were 13 years old and nobody wanted to ask you to dance. you were scared And as you got older, that fear turned to despair. A desperation that made you shy, clumsy and above all, just lonely. Some people spend their entire lives desperate for attention. Until one day you become…

The 2nd Stage: The Brave Soul

My own search for true, sexy, “racy” love began on a dance floor on a Wednesday night, around 10pm. I have always liked to dance. My best friend, Andrew, would hit the dance floor at 9:30 pm and dance, good, bad, with no one else on the floor but him. He didn’t care. But I cared about him, and I wouldn’t hit the dance floor until I’d had a few drinks. I had to have ‘equity’ to further my own attractiveness.

However, as my nights of dancing continued, I realized that I didn’t need alcohol. My friend Andrew certainly didn’t. So I bravely started venturing onto the dance floor sober. And as he did, he got better and better at dancing. Every night, my courage grew. And that courage hit me against…

The Third Stage: The Uphill Chase

I started weekly visits to the dance club. I wanted to be hot on the dance floor. Being more attractive became my life’s mission, a quest to which I would devote years of effort.

It’s work. You may feel frustrated and miserable, and feel like you’re working too hard to get hotter without any return on your investment.

Persistence is the name of this game. Stay the course and keep trying. Every time you go out, you have to dress better, dance better and flirt better. You will get hotter and hotter. Even if you don’t see it, others will. And eventually, you will start to see a return. The search for attraction becomes…

The fourth stage: the downhill chase

At this point, you will feel that warming up is easy and fun. You will begin to see more returns than you are investing. It starts with ugly people flirting with you. Then the sexier and sexier people start showing up. Profile pictures that never aroused interest before suddenly become a hit.

As you continue to work on your attractiveness, you notice a new plateau. You will reach a stage that most people never reach. You’re really getting hot.

The 5th Stage: The New High

In French, this means “The New High”. Like the new rich, you now have a new power, a new currency. But you don’t know what to do with all the attention. At this stage, you need to get used to the new level of celebrity you have reached. If you fight attention, you will be miserable. Instead, you have to accept the attention with a smile. You have arrived.

The sixth stage: the entourage

Once the fame is in abundance, you will have to manage all that attention. You have to find and fine-tune your new entourage. They will protect you from the masses.

The seventh stage: the big celebrity

This is no longer just fame. This is the Fame Business. Stars at this stage are using their fame for something bigger than just personal achievement. Now you must use your celebrity status to make a difference in the world.

You can make the attraction fun and interesting by approaching the attraction as a game. With an approach like that, you too will become a huge celebrity in no time!