Finding humor in spirituality
As Mark Twain said, “humor is humanity’s greatest blessing.” As gratitude multiplies your blessings, we hope you appreciate the humor in the quotes below. Some of the quotes may seem too negative to be spiritual, but we believe that questioning spirituality is a good thing and it can also be spiritual.
“I have never prayed to God, a very short one: ‘Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it. “Voltaire
“When it comes to bullshit … big time, big league bullshit … you have to be in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims … religion.” George carlin
“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol is a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.” George carlin
“I started worshiping the sun for various reasons. First of all, unlike other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It is there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite evident. Time: heat, light, food and a beautiful day. There is no mystery, no one asks for money, I do not have to dress up and there is no boring pageantry. And curiously, I have discovered that the prayers that I offer to the sun and the prayers that I previously offered to “God” are answered about the same 50% “. George carlin
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.” George carlin
“I am completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us enough by themselves, so both together is certain death.” George carlin
“Religion has convinced people that there is an invisible man … who lives in heaven. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things that he does not want. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish so that you will live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn and scream, until the end of days. times … But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money. ” George carlin
“Religion is like a pair of shoes … find one that fits you, but don’t make me wear your shoes.” George carlin
“What year did Jesus think it was?” George carlin
“Muslims observe Saturday on Friday, Jews on Saturday and Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday comes, God is completely exhausted.”
George carlin
“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.” George carlin
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect.” Mark Twain
“Go to heaven for the weather, to hell for the company.” Mark Twain
“A man is accepted into a church because of what he believes and is converted because of what he knows.” Mark Twain
“In religion and politics, the beliefs and convictions of people are obtained in almost all cases second-hand and without examination” Mark Twain
“Anyone who thinks that sitting in church can make him a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make him a car.” Keillor garnish
“When did I realize that it was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was speaking to myself.” Peter O’Toole
“Blasphemy: a law to protect an almighty supernatural deity from having his feelings hurt”. Ricky gervais
“Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me … that sex is the dirtiest and most horrible thing in the world and that you should save it for someone you love.” Butch hancock
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.” Philips Emo
“Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all fun. Up next. Everyone gets really mad about the wrong things.” Joan Rivers
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